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Nikocado Avacado's "10,000 Calorie Challenge" shows the negative effects of overeating for views

The Effects of Overeating

Cianna Carlin, Writer December 17, 2024

Stuffing your face for clout; what gives? Have y’all ever seen Nikocado Avocado? He is the king of overeating for views. People were able to see the toll it can take on someone’s health, mental and...

A female teacher standing in front of children in a classroom. In the back of a classroom, are children about 11 years old with a female teacher talking about the subject.

Students Fail to Understand their Teachers

Caris Lopez, Writer December 10, 2024

"This teacher gave me a bad grade. She must hate me." "Why hasn't this teacher responded yet?" "He's so boring. She's so strict. They're all so mean." "I hate my teacher..." Students shouldn’t...

The picture shows Kamala Harris boarding Air Force Two in Nassau, Bahamas, in June 2023. A symbolic photo demonstrating Kamala Harris's loss to Donald Trump.

| Opinion | Why Kamala Harris Lost the Election

Che Marroquin, Writer November 20, 2024

In the 2024 election, Kamala Harris lost the Presidential race and the Democratic party lost the House and the Senate. The Red Wave that was expected to occur in the 2022 midterms was two years later,...

Harrison Butker has spoken as a commencement speaker for two college graduations, Benedictine College and Georgia Institute of Technology. This photo shows him during his address at Benedictine College on May 11th, 2024.

An Explanation of the Harrison Butker Commencement Speech

Abby, Marshman May 24, 2024

On the 11th of May in 2024, Harrison Butker, the kicker for the Kansas City Chiefs, shared a Commencement Address for the graduates at Benedictine College, a Catholic liberal arts college in Atchison,...

April Fools' Day poster

Top 10 Holidays

Lisa-Marie Cante, Writer May 22, 2024

Every kid lives for holidays. The days when we can get any extra day of school off for a national holiday. With 45% of the year done, I’ve ranked the top 10 holidays of the year from the votes of many...

Changing Careers?

Changing Careers?

Madison Flores, Writer May 21, 2024

Every kid at some age has mentioned the words, “When I grow up, I want to be…” All people have different interests in mind. But, do they achieve it? There are many career choices for people to...

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[OPINION] Knives for Aeries – Roar (Album Review)

Corrin Santolucito, Writer May 14, 2024

Active since 2010, indie pop artist Owen Richard Evans, also known as ROAR, has made waves in the musical scene. His first release under the moniker, “I Can’t Handle Change”, is arguably one of the...

I'm Doing it Again Baby! album cover

[OPINION] I’M DOING IT AGAIN BABY!— girl in red (Review)

Corrin Santolucito, Writer April 23, 2024

At the age of 19, Norwegian singer-songwriter Marie Ringheim (also known as Girl in Red) released her first single, “I Wanna be Your Girlfriend” to moderate internet success. Eventually gaining millions...

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[OPINION] Mortal Kombat 1 (2023) Sacrifices Fine Detail for Spectacle

Corrin Santolucito, Writer April 10, 2024

The second reboot in the series and the third “Mortal Kombat 1”, 2023’s sequel and continuation of the Aftermath DLC’s storyline from “Mortal Kombat 11” is one of the most mediocre fighting...

Image of Elon Musk and Don Lemon. The image shows a puzzled Don Lemon and disgruntled Musk.

| Opinion | Elon Musk’s Interview with Don Lemon

Che Marroquin, Staff Writer March 28, 2024

Former CNN anchor Don Lemon recently interviewed Elon Musk on his new show for the X (formally Twitter) social network. Musk is the owner of X Media, The Boring Company, Tesla Motors, Neuralink, Open AI,...

The image shows Biden and Katie Britt. The image is meant to represent Katie Britt going head to head in a weird onesided conflict that only she's in.

| Opinion | Katie Britt’s unsettling State of the Union response

Che Marroquin, Writer March 19, 2024

The year’s response to the recent State of the Union address can only be described as Handmaid-esque in nature and has received quite a response from people from all walks of life including Democrats,...

[OPINION] Legally Blonde: Empowering Women Since 2001

[OPINION] Legally Blonde: Empowering Women Since 2001

Harley Anderson, Writer March 5, 2024

“Legally Blonde” isn’t just another romantic comedy; It’s a transformative coming-of-age narrative transcending its genre boundaries. Released in 2001, the film's protagonist, Elle Woods, embarks...

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